An older sweaty man and a younger sweaty man, both almost naked, do something in the ocean together.  The younger man has something in his mouth.  The older man pulls something big out of his speedo. They both end up getting crabs. The ad ends with money being exchanged.

This is completely SFW.

If chocolate is sexy, then ganache must be its lewd, lascivious cousin. By Mother, London.

This is for the ladies… Slick-bodied gents croon and melt female hearts to the tune of Up Where We Belong.

Fleggaard, a German store, has gotten in trouble by women’s rights groups for their controversial ads featuring naked women (sorry boys, I’m not even going to link it). This shifts the balance of power back to the ladies, right?

Maybe. It’s an ad for laundry detergent. From ettf.

Some mysteries are never meant to be solved. Unless you’re the type that welcomes destructive Ostrich-riding businessmen into your home.

Trolololo! From Videogum.

Skinographie, the perfect font for that nagging BDSM client. Via Ignant. Don’t ask me where the ‘Y’ and ‘Z’ went.

There’s finally a market for Leatherface’s daughter’s blood-lust. Albeit, it’s a very small (but deadly) one.

Combines two things any man would want. Along with an arrest warrant.

Do you get off on watching girls cry? First of all, get off this blog. Second of all, have I got the product for you!

Your argument, good sir, is well-stated.

Items are from Geekologie and Hello Kitty Hell. The Hello Kitty link came from Dustin, who probably has the damn site bookmarked.

Another in a long, storied line of great Skittles commericals. From TBWA\Chiat\Day.

Remember kids, bed wetting isn’t all that bad. It can put out dangerous forest fires, provide plants precious nourishment, and generally contribute to the betterment of animals everywhere. Interesting work by Diamond Ogilvy, South Korea.

Do you remember the intro video for the UAF hockey team? The incredibly cheesy (albeit, incredibly awesome) video depicted a world-killing, bloodthirsty polar bear who loves hockey and jamming to hard rock. Well ladies and gents, that bear is back and his bloodthirst has yet to be quenched. If you don’t remember the old video, I’ll humor your immense levels of lamosity by reposting it below. Scoop from Tyler Vasa.