Watch these fun ads for Coke Zero, which advertise the website my buddy Dustin created at the huge agency behemoth that is CP+B.

You see, in this industry, we support our friends. Dustin, this means that the next time our puny little agency creates a five-second black and white spot for our local public access channel, we expect some reciprocal blog love.

This ad depicts studs in suds set for a scrum. It doesn’t get any gayer (and rugbier) than this.

Nike trots out their usual roster of megastars to remind us that everyone gets knocked down; it’s how quickly you get up that matters. Maria Sharapova, Lance Armstrong, and surprisingly, Rampage Jackson guest star in this crafty spot by Wieden + Kennedy, Portland.

Do you remember the intro video for the UAF hockey team? The incredibly cheesy (albeit, incredibly awesome) video depicted a world-killing, bloodthirsty polar bear who loves hockey and jamming to hard rock. Well ladies and gents, that bear is back and his bloodthirst has yet to be quenched. If you don’t remember the old video, I’ll humor your immense levels of lamosity by reposting it below. Scoop from Tyler Vasa.

As an avid basketball fan and in honor of the 2009 NBA Draft, I present to you the ugliest players to ever set foot on a basketball court. Stupid? Yes. Shallow? You’re damn right it is. But I’m not trying to be mean, I’m just persecuting people for the way they look. Since when was that not OK?

Besides, I can’t feel sorry for millionaires. All that money can buy a LOT of plastic surgery.

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20. Wang Zhi Zhi

Being that I’m half-Asian myself, I’ll prove that I’m not racist by leading off with Wang Zhi Zhi, a highly useless former member of my favorite team, the Dallas Mavericks. Not many people can lay claim to a head shaped like Bullet Bill.

Even Yao Ming can’t stand the sight of him.

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