Saatchi and Saatchi New York hit a home run with this Miller High Life campaign. Retro-kitsch design and scathing copywriting evoke a smoke-filled bowling alley, char-grilled cheeseburgers, the faint scent of Brut, and the rough sandpaper feel of a quality man-beard. Kudos.

Fight fire with fire with these hot designs from French company Fire Design. They look so good, you’ll be hoping for (and/or setting?) fires just so you can use them.

I can’t get enough of the incomparable work of Zach Johnsen, which manages to be gritty, uncomfortable, and colorful at the same time.

June 14th was World Blood Donor Day. You missed it because you were too busy doing something self-serving. Repent by watching this great ad with a fantastic payoff.

As an avid basketball fan and in honor of the 2009 NBA Draft, I present to you the ugliest players to ever set foot on a basketball court. Stupid? Yes. Shallow? You’re damn right it is. But I’m not trying to be mean, I’m just persecuting people for the way they look. Since when was that not OK?

Besides, I can’t feel sorry for millionaires. All that money can buy a LOT of plastic surgery.

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20. Wang Zhi Zhi

Being that I’m half-Asian myself, I’ll prove that I’m not racist by leading off with Wang Zhi Zhi, a highly useless former member of my favorite team, the Dallas Mavericks. Not many people can lay claim to a head shaped like Bullet Bill.

Even Yao Ming can’t stand the sight of him.

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Remi Galliard is the hottest French import since… since probably ever, as I can’t think of anything else they’ve ever given us (Statue of Liberty? Overrated). Remi is not only is he a prankster that’s been cranking out some great virals, he’s also a magician with a soccer ball as evidenced by his latest showcase video below. His is a heart-warming story of a man overcoming being French to go on and do great things. Scooped from ETTF.

Here’s some more of his stuff. If you want even more, visit Remi’s website. Gosh, you’re so needy.

I’ve been eagerly consuming every installment of Keith Loutit’s wonderful tilt-shift videos. Here’s the fifth one in the series, confusingly titled “V.”

The remake of Alice in Wonderland (slated for a March 2010 release) is looking fantastic – and in typical Tim Burton style – creepy. Learn more beyond this concept art over at comingsoon.net.

Mom deletes son’s WOW account. Son freaks out. Tries to shove a remote control up his ass. Brother tapes the whole thing. Real or fake, it doesn’t make this any less entertaining.

The people who made this deserve to die. The people who buy this deserve to die. From Dustin (who-coincidentally-deserves to die).