Take a shit that sparkles. Crap 24 karat caca. Butt-blast a gold bar. Fire out fecal fool’s gold. Back the gold caddie out the garage. Give birth to a rare, Golden Eel. Leak smelted gold. Mine your ass-cave for mineral deposits. Fart Fort Knox. I could go on and on. For $425, you too can experience the wonders of shitting gold poop.

Oh, and speaking of gold pieces of shit.

If I walked into McDonald’s and found out the McNuggets were discontinued… my world would be officially over. CP+B captures a similar reaction in their brilliant Whopper Freakout campaign.

Award-winning stuff from Jung von Matt/Elbe Werbeagentur Gmb. Raise your hand if ad agency names should have word/syllable limit.

Beware Beanie Babies and WebKins… Roadkill Toys enters the market with this gloriously violent spot. But I’m not so sure these toys will appeal to the ‘typical housewife with too much time and money on her hands’ set.

Associating the wholesome BK King with frat douchebags, pimps, hookers, drug dealers, and masturbation? Works for me.

More Stella greatness.

Normally, PETA makes absurd comparisons between animals and humans. This one works because it’s somewhat shocking, funny, and executed well.

Take everyday ’slice-of-life’ imagery and carefully splice it together in a way that tickles the senses.

Watch Honda’s ‘Music’.

Great spot for the new Mini Cooper Clubman, targeted at the Italian market. Everything from the retro-futuristic art direction to the way the ‘pinball’ set is executed is pretty much max awesome.

Another great entry in the Fathead campaign. Not as good as the first one, but still doing right by the Fathead name.